Commentator # 1: There goes the great legendary golfer Arnold Palmer.
Commentator # 2: Arnold Palmer!
Commentator # 1: He sure is good at golfing!
Commentator # 2: He’s won the Masters like . . . a bunch of times.
Commentator # 1: I know! He’s the winning-est winner who ever won!
Commentator # 2: You can say that again!
Commentator # 1: He’s the winning-est winner who ever won!
Commentator # 2: Ah ha haaaa!
Commentator # 1: Ha ha ha!
Commentator # 2: Ah ha haaaa HA HA!
Commentator # 1: HAAAAAAAAA ha!
Commentator # 2: ahhhh . . . but seriously remember that time the great legendary golfer, Arnold Palmer, was playing in the Masters and he got up on the green and he eventually putted the ball into the hole?
Commentator # 1: An Incredible moment!
Commentator # 2: That will forever cement the great, legendary golfer, Arnold Palmer, in the annals of golf greatness.
Commentator # 1: What will?
Commentator # 2: The way he putted the ball into the hole at the Masters.
Commentator # 1: Oh that!
Commentator # 2: Yeah what did you think we were talking about?
Commentator # 1: I thought we were talking about his hair.
Commentator # 2: No, really? Ha ha ha!
Commentator # 1: Ah ha haaaa!
Commentator # 2: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Commentator # 1: Ah ha haaaa HA HA!
Commentator # 2: Haaaaaaa HA!
Commentator # 1: Ahhhhh . . . .but seriously the truly noble thing about the great, legendary golfer, Arnold Palmer, is that he came from an ordinary background in which he didn’t have to overcome anything and yet he’s arguably the best golfer who has ever lived.
Commentator # 2: What about Tiger?
Commentator # 1: I said arguably.
Commentator # 2: Oh, sorry I didn’t hear that part.
Commentator # 1: No, really? Ha ha ha!
Commentator # 2: Ah ha haaaa!
Commentator # 1: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Commentator # 2: Ah ha haaaa HA HA!
Commentator # 1: Ahhhh . . . . but seriously, do you know how many times the great legendary golfer Arnold Palmer has made a hole in one?
Commentator # 2: Who would know something like that?
Commentator # 1: I don’t know, but I bet it’s a bunch.
Commentator # 1: Yeah probly.
Commentator # 2: You mean probably?
Commentator # 1: No.
Commentator # 2: Ah ha haaaa!
Commentator # 1: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Commentator # 2: Ah ha haaaa HA HA!
Commentator # 1: Haaaaaaa HA!
Commentator # 2: Yup. There he goes the legendary golfer Arnold Palmer!
Commentator # 1: I wonder where he’s going?
Commentator # 2: Probably to the bathroom.
Commentator # 1: You mean probly?
Commentator # 1: Yup! Ha ha ha!
Commentator # 2: Ah ha haaaa!
Commentator # 1: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Commentator # 2: Ah ha haaaa HA HA!
Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
This one, milady, is another candidate for Bulwer-Lytton…. How long did it take to type that many “ha”‘s? And, how did you keep track of how many? Most importantly, WHY DID YOU DO IT?
Just kidding…. I laughed.
Especially when I was done, in relief…. Thank goodness I don’t play golf anymore…
gigoid, the dubious
😎
BTW, if they don’t keep score in that Universe, how did Arnie win those tournaments? Just wondered….
g, td
LOL! Leave it to you Gigoid, the Dubious to find the flaw in my little scenario. You’re right of course. How could they tell who won. Ah Hahahahahaha! I can’t stop laughing just thinking about it. 😀