One Day at the Eiffel Tower
Mademoiselle Bouillabaisse-Bourgeois crossed the lobby of the Eiffel Tower and all eyes drank of her beauty like they were drinking a tumbler of Chardonnay after eating a dry, 16-inch baguette.
But no eyes drank more than Benny Flump’s. Benny’s eyes were bigger than his stomach when it came to beautiful French women, and Benny thought Mademoiselle Bouillabaisse-Bourgeois the most beautiful creature he had ever mispronounced.
They would marry!
At the top of the Eiffel Tower she said, “I do.” Benny replied “adieu” and then jumped.
Benny Flump’s linguistic skills left a lot to be desired which I guess I should have said in the first place.