Fas
t(er than a speeding bullet) Women
Mister Mxyzptlk’s killer Margaritas
Buzzing high school girls at soccer practice
Metropolis Historic Home Tours
Jimmy Olsen’s rendition of Honey I Miss You
Crack Cocaine
X-ray-eying Scratchers
Jenga tournaments
Things that purr
1000-count Egyptian cotton leotards
Vintage phone booth hunting
Lois Lane’s Key Lime Pie
Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
Hahaha mom this one was so funny!!!
Jackie Benson
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Ah! Thanks honey!
Does he also have a weakness for the weekly evening meeting of Bitcoin enthusiasts ? I heard that he is vulnerable to Crypto Night … [Sorry, I know that was terrible, but my writing staff worked all night, and that’s all that they could come up with.]
Ha! I’ll have my writing staff call your writing staff with my witty comeback!
The only thing worse than a bad pun is a misspelled pun. Darn it. I meant Crypto Night. Any way to edit my original comment ?
I’ll see if I can do that.
Thank you ! You’re a genius – or at least geniuser than I/me (either is correct, depending on whether you consider the clause to be a preposition or a conjunction).
Uh, I hate to go grimmer Nazi on you but “or” is only considered a preposition in leap years if I am not mistaken.
I sit corrected. I also stand and lie down corrected – it happens a lot. In my defense, I was thinking about the “than” clause part. However, I don’t want to aggravate grimmer Nazis – they must be really bad [I’m teasing – I know you meant grammar Nazi – or DID you ?].
I’m the fifth Marx brother: Typo
And he calls himself a super hero with all those weaknesses… humph!
I know. Maybe Superman isn’t as trustworthy as we think. Good to hear from you Trent!!
You too Linda. I missed these parts of the world – thanks for the Sunday laugh.