Helen  Magellen  McNaulty- McSqueeze

Has a problem with being too long in the knees

Her back is too short and her elbows are fat

And when she stands up 

She leans over like that →

Helen Magellen McNualty McSqueeze

Had to give up her love of the flying trapeze

For it’s hard to do tricks when you’re shaped like an S

Cuz your acrobats always end up in a mess

But the thing to look out for with Mrs. McSqueeze

Is not to be anywhere near should she sneeze!

She’d fall to the ground like the Tower of Pisa

Pushed by Atlas and Samson and Mother Teresa

Until next time . . . I love you

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P.S.  If your stuck somewhere with nothing to read check out my guest post for Retirement and Good Living here.