Has a problem with being too long in the knees
Her back is too short and her elbows are fat
And when she stands up
She leans over like that →
Helen Magellen McNualty McSqueeze
Had to give up her love of the flying trapeze
For it’s hard to do tricks when you’re shaped like an S
Cuz your acrobats always end up in a mess
But the thing to look out for with Mrs. McSqueeze
Is not to be anywhere near should she sneeze!
She’d fall to the ground like the Tower of Pisa
Pushed by Atlas and Samson and Mother Teresa
Until next time . . . I love you
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P.S. If your stuck somewhere with nothing to read check out my guest post for Retirement and Good Living here.