Helen Magellen McNaulty- McSqueeze
Has a problem with being too long in the knees
Her back is too short and her elbows are fat
And when she stands up
She leans over like that →
Helen Magellen McNualty McSqueeze
Had to give up her love of the flying trapeze
For it’s hard to do tricks when you’re shaped like an S
Cuz your acrobats always end up in a mess
But the thing to look out for with Mrs. McSqueeze
Is not to be anywhere near should she sneeze!
She’d fall to the ground like the Tower of Pisa
Pushed by Atlas and Samson and Mother Teresa
Until next time . . . I love you
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Linda Vernon Humor 
I feel bad for having to live with that name 😉
Oh I know! Wouldn’t that be so annoying! ;D
Another gem, darling.
Thanks Helena! 😀
That reads in the same cadence as a poem I know about a guy from Nantucket. I’ll spare you the gruesome details.
LOL!! Alas, I think all my poems are just different versions of the guy from Nantucket.
Better than any nursery rhyme I’ve read! I can’t wait to buy a book if your entire collection of poems!
And when I write that book, I’ll dedicate it to you darling daughter! 😀
I think that seeing the magnificence of Miz McSqueeze on the trapeze would have been akin to seeing a Picasso come to life.
Oh yes!! I can see it now! 😀
I’m sure I dated her back in the day! Then again maybe not. You don’t know her maiden name by any chance?
Ahaha Mike! I’m not sure which one of those names in her name is her maiden name but I think I just broke the record for typing a sentence using the word “name”
in it!
Still think I knew her once! We developed my life long back trouble one the first kiss!
Well at least it was one step up from the kiss of death!
I feel a ‘skit’ coming on – ‘The Kiss of Death!’ You realize I’ll suffer from insomnia thinking about this one!
Bwa ha ha!
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