Welcome Dear Readers!  I’m thinking about writing Linda’s Big Book of Cannibalism. Here are some of the sample chapters I’ve come up with so far:

Chapter 1)

The day the cannibals ate my left foot without so much as a “howdy”

Chapter 2)

The day I would have been eaten by cannibals but luckily they were full

Chapter 3)

“You gonna eat the rest of that elbow?”  he asked.

Chapter 4)

Hello?!?  Next time ask before you eat the last explorer!

Chapter 5)

The day the cannibals ate every other finger on my right hand and still had room for Jello!

Chapter 6)

Cannibal Grammar:  I ate all the flesh today.  I ate all the flush yesterday

Chapter 7)

Cannibal Confessions:  Just between you and me, David Rockefeller needed salt  . . . 

Chapter 8)

Cannibal Weight Loss:  I lost ten pounds on a low-Fred diet!

Chapter 9)

A glass of wine, a loaf of bread and you

Well, that’s all I’ve got for now, but stay tuned for more sample chapters from Linda’s Big Book of Cannibalism.

Until next time I love you (especially with ketchup)