Well it’s re-run Friday again. And I know if you’re anything like me, you don’t like to head into the weekend not knowing whether or not your body has been taken over by an alien. So here are the signs:
You don’t get why you can’t order Panda at Panda Express.
You often sink into a depression over having just the one head.
Oh sure you’re a cat lover, but only because they drink their milk out of s a u c e r s .
While everybody else is drinking Margaritas, you’re drinking Margarita.
When you introduce yourself to others, you feel compelled to add that you’re “just your typical human being.”
You can’t believe you went so long never realizing how superfluous pupils were.
When nobody’s looking you turn into a writhing platter of arroz con pollo.
You’re worried about how much longer you’ll get away with passing off the suction cup on forehead as a high-definition tattoo.
You’ve got your own way of describing the face on Mars: MOMMY!
And the number one way to tell if your body has been taken over by an alien?
Your blood sugar plummets if you go too long without eating a puppy.
Just a quick note to all my Wonderful Blogging Buddies:
I just want to say that I have met the most wonderful people since I started blogging and thanks to all of you, my life has been greatly enriched! I love reading your blogs!
32 thoughts on “Signs Your Body Has Been Taken Over by an Alien”
The biggest sign of all….you are Al Gore.
Well that just goes without saying . . . .
Haha I loved this post then and I love it today! It explains so much that if we just keep in mind – would uh ..explain so much? Yup that;s it i checked my alien to english dictionary…..
Thanks for the shout out and right back at you! Thank for all you do and all you share 🙂
What? No Pottery Barn references? Maybe you really have been taken over by aliens.
You’re right! HEELLPPP!
What if only seven of the signs apply?
And can you be more specific about “drinking Margarita”? Because it might be eight…
Thank you for the shout out. I get a smile on my face whenever I see a new post from you in my inbox (as well as whenever I see we’ve commented in the same posts around the sphere…)
I know, we tend to gravitate to the same blogs. Maybe we were separeted at birth on planet Zoron!
You’re very welcome Linda, I love your sense of humor a lot, i kept coming back, hahahaha, and same here, I’m happy to have met you here via Word Press, even miles away, sharing a thought or two with each other already a bliss…See you around, just enjoy life and have fun! Thanks 🙂
Thanks Dolly! Same to you but more of it! 🙂
Instead of doing actual work that I’m supposedly getting paid for. I here reading this post with a big ole grin on my face! *awww* I’m feeling all tingly inside … I hope it’s not lunch 🙄 😀
Turning into a “writhing platter of arroz con pollo” seems like it might be a tad bit painful? But what do I know… I’m “just your typical Human Being.” haha!
You know, just this morning I was wondering this very thing. What a coincidence. Didn’t have the foggiest idea where to go to find out. I have heard “When the student is ready, the teacher appears”. Sure enough. Turns out I am still a virgin. Whew.
New here. Really enjoy your writing.
Lynda welcome! So glad you inner Dali Somewhat Crazy Lama sent you here! You are definitely in the right place. It’s where all us vigins (whew!) hang out! 🙂
I laughed just reading the title of the post….haha….You must not grow puppies very big where you are, eh? Or do you just have big buns? haha funny picture, funny post, Linda
Thanks Tom. Glad you liked it. And if you put some mustard on that puppy, it would actually looked kind of delicioous!
Until this moment I was afraid of being noticed because of that tell-tale ring around the collar type of mark on my forehead.Thanks for your excellent idea of passing it off as a high definition tattoo.
You may visit us any time. My people will welcome you.
Ha ha! Thanks Ronnie! That is so klaatu barada nikto -ish of you!!
I liked this post so much, I’m going back to read the original just in case there was something I missed… : )
Ha1 Well, now that’s the kind of thoroughness that will get you a key to the Executive Blog Washroom. Mark my words, Mark!
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I love your humor. Keep it coming and thanks for the smiles. T
Thank you Tricia, I will do my utmost to keep it coming! 🙂 Hope your hip is better btw!
Yep, all better. Can’t keep a good woman down! T
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