Hello Dear Readers! In the words of the wise and wonderful Lucy Ricardo after drinking too much Vitameatavegamin:
“Are you tired, rundown, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular?”
Well, the answer to all your problems might be that you’re low on Vitameatavegamin; then again — it might be that you are simply exhausted from too much blogging.
Seven Ways to Tell If You’re Tired, Rundown and Listless From Too Much Blogging
You’re insurance rates have gone sky high ever since you got a little mixed up from fatigue and added a new post to your car’s dashboard.
You instructed your hairdresser to change your personal settings and give you a new theme.
“Well, we’ll find out!”
You got a little bent out of shape when your house guests left and didn’t nominate you for an award.
You try to leave comments on your ATM machine.
You can’t understand why the postman keeps bringing you mail of people you’re not even following.
“What in tarnation? We would never follow them!”
You try to count how many drivers look over at you in traffic so you can feel like you’re getting a lot of traffic views.
You’re the only one at the movies who, instead of laughing, is shouting out the letters L O L.
And there you have it Dear Readers! If you recognized yourself in any of the above scenarios, you might want to go right out and buy yourself a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin. That’s Vita Meata Vegamin! Because, as everybody knows, it’s the answer to all your problems!
Until next time . . . I love you (and Lucy)
Linda Vernon Humor 
So you see everything on earth as a blog? You’re in worse shape than I thought. But that’s alright, Linda, as long as you keep us all laughing.
LOL Ronnie! I am in pretty bad shape! And thank you Ronnie — you always leave the nicest comments!! 😀
if i run out to the store to get that vitmegeveetablummens stuff, then it will take me away from my blog…
Not if you have an ipad like I do! 😀 HA!
i gotta get me one!
They are so wonderful. It’s funny. My husband got me one for Christmas last year and I thought, “Oh I don’t need one, but ok” Now I can’t live without it! 😀
writing Christmas list out as we speak
Ha! 😀
Hilarious, Linda – I’ll never admit to which of the eight I’m guilty of 😉
Oh now you’ve got my curiosity up Dianne! I only hope it’s not the Post through the dashboard! 😀
Oh! Oh! ….Diane
Oh! Oh! is right! 😀
Brilliant! I tried re-blogging this – I put my laptop in the microwave on a 2 minute high setting but all it did was explode.
LOL and Bravo! I knew there was a reblogging joke to be fleshed out somewhere in there. But I couldn’t think of it. Yours is perfect tho Joe!!
I love your drawing of Lucy! And L O Friggin L made me “LOL” for realizes!
I knew you’d like that part Jackie Girl! 😀
Funny! Thank you for this humorous post.
Russ
Russ! You are so welcome! Thank you for coming by and taking the time to look around! 😀
The first time you feel the hangover from blogging, you can take the oath that others have taken…I will never, ever do this again.
The second through the millionth time…you should just accept it. You blog too much. That is who you are…at least who you are now.
Funny stuff.
Tim
Tim. You are a wise man! A very wise man! 😀
This should have been freshly pressed. It’s too good!
Oh what a nice compliment! Thank you! 😀
Nicely written. It’s not that I try to leave comments on your ATM machine. I like your ideas. 🙂
Haha! Thank you so much muhamada! 😀
🙂 Welcome…
The Lucy cartoons were exquisite!! The last one reminded me of that great James Bond movie, Spoonfinger!! : P
Spoonfinger! I loved that movie. Wasn’t that the one where Julie Andrews is the Bond Girl? Oh wait . . no, I’m thinking of Spoonfinger Poppins.