Hello Dear Readers! In the words of the wise and wonderful Lucy Ricardo after drinking too much Vitameatavegamin:
“Are you tired, rundown, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular?”
Well, the answer to all your problems might be that you’re low on Vitameatavegamin; then again — it might be that you are simply exhausted from too much blogging.
Seven Ways to Tell If You’re Tired, Rundown and Listless From Too Much Blogging
You’re insurance rates have gone sky high ever since you got a little mixed up from fatigue and added a new post to your car’s dashboard.
You instructed your hairdresser to change your personal settings and give you a new theme.
You got a little bent out of shape when your house guests left and didn’t nominate you for an award.
You try to leave comments on your ATM machine.
You can’t understand why the postman keeps bringing you mail of people you’re not even following.
You try to count how many drivers look over at you in traffic so you can feel like you’re getting a lot of traffic views.
You’re the only one at the movies who, instead of laughing, is shouting out the letters L O L.
And there you have it Dear Readers! If you recognized yourself in any of the above scenarios, you might want to go right out and buy yourself a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin. That’s Vita Meata Vegamin! Because, as everybody knows, it’s the answer to all your problems!
Until next time . . . I love you (and Lucy)