Of course, we’re all looking forward to the beginning of summer, but here’s some signs you might be over-anticipating the summer fun.
You’ve replaced all your belts with inner tubes.
“If I want to keep my pants up, I do, Betty!”
You refuse to eat anything that doesn’t come on a stick.
“Sorry, we don’t have corn dogs.”
“Then give me some cotton candy.”
“Sorry, no cotton candy.”
“Popcicle?”
“Nope.”
“Shish Kabob?”
“No.”
“Would you by any chance have a carmeled apple or chocolate banana on a stick?
“Just order a Happy Meal, Bub.”
You’ve asked Al Gore for a little extra “fun in the sun” global warming.
You’ve got a bee up your bonnet and you’ve never been happier!
Two Words: Thong City
You’ve gone a little crazy because you can’t find your pail and shovel.
You refuse to relax on anything that doesn’t inflate.
“That depends . . .did you get the inflatable dining set blown up yet?”
You’re getting a reputation as someone who has a lot of beach balls!
“Thank you!’
And there you have it Dear Readers! Now get out there and have a great weekend.
Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
Can’t forget bbqing everything!! This is funny as we have made shishkabobs this year already…lol
You’ve already made Sishkabobs already! Oh that makes me hungry! I think I’ll have to have some this weekend! Mmm . . . 😀
Yes we have and they were good! Don’t forget to have banana’s on a stick for dessert!
Oh for sure! Dipped in that waxy chocolate that tastes so fake and good! 😀
you know it!
Great post. I was cracking up reading. Thanks for sharing and enjoy your summer 🙂
So glad you liked it regularcup!! Thank you for stopping by! 😀
You’re welcome. If you ever want to read some funny and inspirational stories, you are more than welcome to come by my blog and have a Cup of Joe 🙂
These may be the best captions for pictures I’ve ever seen! The penguin man looking for his pail and shovel made me LOL!
Oh honey I’m so glad you enjoyed them! 😀
You’ve out me in the mood for summer!
Ah thanks Ronnie! I’m completely ready for a nice long summer! 😀
Dear God! Will Al Gore’s face ever NOT make me laugh!! LOL!!
Haha Lisa! Don’t you just love his jowly un- adorableness? I truly believe he is the King of dumb expressions! 😀
In summer, sadly, I see way too many thongs on the subway.
And sadly. no. Not those kinds of thongs….
Oh I bet you do. Hopefully the people who perform the acrobats are some of them! 😀
I have one rule – no snow, no socks. So I look forward to summer all year long! And I do wear the kind of thongs you showed in your picture although mine are not nearly so pretty!
Oh I love your no snow no socks rule! I too wear the kind of thong pictured! ;D