Welcome Dear Readers!! First I want to thank you all for the lovely comments you’ve been kind enough to leave on my blog this past week. I haven’t had a chance to respond to them as yet as I have two new grand babies staying over Thanksgiving, and I have to get my adorable fix in while the gettin’s good!
Now for today’s post:
Ten Signs You Overdid Thanksgiving
It’s been a couple of days since you’ve seen any of your pets.
The only thing you own that fits comfortably now is your trampoline.
You’ve worn your teeth down to such a degree that now they can only be described as “implied.”
You’re experiencing eater’s remorse over not taking the pies out of the pans before scarfing them down.
It’s official! As of this morning, you are now storing the leftovers for every refrigerator within walking distance in your very own stomach.
You have to use sign language when you want to communicate because your tongue collapsed from exhaustion.
You cried yourself to sleep last night because you fear there may never again be room for Jello.
You have decided to replace the lion in your family crest with the more appropriate symbolism of the fatest person on earth.
You can now go through the rest of your life secure in the knowledge that nothing is too big for you to swallow.
And the Number One sign you ate too much at Thanksgiving Dinner:
Instead of crying tears of joy, you are now crying gravy of joy.
Until next time . . . I love you
42 thoughts on “Ten Signs You Overdid Thanksgiving!”
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! not the jello! I refuse to sacrifice jello for turkey! 😛
What’s that? you want the veggie jello? 😉
. . . I . . .I . . . no, I think there’s been some mistake *gulps* *eyes widen in terror*
*Walks towards you with a large plateful* well you won’t let me have my jello so I’m happy to share this one with you muahaha! 😉
*Holds up a tray in front of face* Oh yeah I’d like to see you try . . .
*Munches* mmmm could use Caesar dressing mmmm bacon bits yep.. *munch* your turn 😀
Hey wait sounds good . . . let me have a bite. Ew! please tell me that’s not sauerkraut, I’m begging you . . .
Neup, It’s fried onion 😉
Ewww! Well here try some of my jello. It’s just orange Jello, really . . . go ahead take a bite . . . haha it has eel in it hahahaha! I can’t believe you fell for it!
mmmmmm sushjello 😉
nooooo! Make that shootmejello!! 😀
But but but It’s sushijello! now that u put eel in it i mean 😛
Okay, there’s nothing that can beat the likes of SushiJello! Touche Andy!! 😀
I second that! 😀
I must take note of these Linda as Christmas is looming and similar situations could occur. So now a diet? And Gkids are a lot of fun aren’t especially when they are tiny ones.
And both my new grandbabies are tiny. One is 9 months old and a ten months old. I volunteered to babysit them both at the same time! What was I thinking? They both got hungry simultaneously and I was about fit to be tied!! I was so exhausted two hours later when everyone got back. I completely forgot how much work they are! (Nature’s way of keeping the human species going I guess.) 😀
Finally, a use for my trampoline!
Ha! I’m so happy to have given Bitter Ben has something to smile about! 😀
I went and jumped on it and it broke. I’m so bitter.
And all is once again right with the world!
I’m bitter as usual.
I hope it’s not because you trampoline’s too tight.
It’s because I gained too much.
Looks like you’ll have to make another trip to Costco and pick up a larger sized trampoline. (Now watch them not have one in your size — bitter . . . .)
Yep I need a some milk, bread and a bitter sized trampoline.
As a throwaway line goes, Bensbitterblog above is magnificent. Somehow this Englishman has to let him know his genius is appreciated!
I agree with you whole-heartedly! 😀
I love turkey! It’s all gone now though 😦
I saved some for you. I’m sending it to you via the Mounted Canadian Police.
Canadian Mounted Police? Thank you!!
Well it was the least I could do!
How thoughtful! I’ll send you a jello mold at Christmas via…uh..via…
I don’t mean to brag, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school!
*huge like* 😀
Thanks Roadwax! 😀
LOL!! Ronnie you are bragging, I hope you know. I had to throw all mine away, they were too tight! 😀
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