Dear Dwell Magazine Editorial Staff,
Over the past couple of years, my wife, Victoria Splendoria, and myself, P. Donald Xavier, have become avid Dwell Magazine readers. Not only do we totally approve of the urban-contemporaneity; but also, we just go gaga over the pictures.
I have attached a photograph of Victoria Splendoria, and myself, P. Donald Xavier, and our adorable baby, Tylenol Cold and Sinus®, relaxing in our Dwell Magazine inspired contemporary home environment.
Victoria Splendoria and myself, P. Donald Xavier, just love to sit outside the printing press where Dwell magazine is published every month so that we can be the first ones to get our copy hot off the presses! And we just can’t wait to return to our minimal living room to curl up and enjoy each and every issue with our imaginary espresso.
We’ve recently re-designed our bathroom more in keeping with the minimalistic lifestyle as dictated within the pages of Dwell Magazine. I think you’ll love what we’ve done. Here’s a picture:
Anyway, Victoria Splendoria, and myself, P. Donald Xaxier and our adorable baby, Tylenol Cold and Sinus®, would like to thank, you, the editors of Dwell Magazine, from the bottom our hearts for teaching us that throwing away everything we own, sitting on hard surfaces and staring into space is the secret to making it feel as though maybe we are living a long and happy life!
Ambitiously, resourcefully and counter-conventional-edgily yours,
P. Donald Xavier, Victoria Splendoria and adorable Tylenol Cold and Sinus®
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Until next time . . . I love you