Welcome Dear Readers! It’s time for a dose of the Slightly Creepy Seventies. An era that always cheers us up simply due to the fact that we are not living in it!
Today’s Slightly Creepy Seventies Topic: Home Projects
Number One on the Slightly-Creepy Seventies Home Project List:
Life in the Slightly-Creepy Seventies was creepy. Times were weird. Coping was strange. That’s why the very first home project on every Slightly-Creepy Seventies handyman Dad’s list was a great, big, huge, honkin’, wine rack of epic proportions! Because nothing made the time whiz by in the Slightly-Creepy Seventies better than being incoherent.
And speaking of incoherent!
Here’s an adorable, Slightly-Creepy Seventies bedroom makeover Handyman Dad made for his little teenage daughter, Jennifer, or maybe her name’s Melissa.
Note the bitchin’ pocket-storage above the bed for those high school keepsakes, a cubby under the bed to store Captain and Tennille’s Greatest Hits , and there’s even a little desk for homework. But the main attraction is:
The Full Complimentary Bar
Oh sure, having a bar in a teenager’s bedroom by today’s standards might be considered negligent, but in the Slightly-Creepy Seventies, nobody considered anything. Things simply happened. Handyman Dad thought it would be fun to install a bar in little whats-her-name’s bedroom and install a bar he did! Who are we to judge the parenting decisions of the Slightly-Creepy Seventies?
Oh no! It looks like the force of gravity is ten times the normal amount!! Look out little Jennifer . . . Melissa?. . . Who Cares! It looks like Slightly Creepy Seventies Handyman Dad accidentally built this Slightly-Creepy Seventies play structure over a gravitational anomaly where the perceptions of the laws of physics and gravity are in question! What are the odds? Well the odds were actually 100 % in the Slightly Creepy Seventies!
So that takes care of Slightly-Creepy-Seventies Handyman Dad’s home projects for the kids. But what about his lovely wife, Slightly-Creepy-Seventies Mary Tyler Moore?
Well, Dear Readers, pictured below is the Slightly-Creepy Seventies home project Handyman Dad’s been dreaming about since he polished off the last bottle of wine in his Slightly-Creepy Seventies wine rack (see above). Perhaps you’ve already guessed what it’s going to be . . .
If you guessed a Slightly-Creepy Seventies Nursery/Stripper Pole, Congratulations! You’re really getting the hang of the Slightly-Creepy Seventies!
And for those of you who guessed correctly, be sure to stop off at
Melissa Jennifer who care’s room and fix yourself a Tom Colins, nobody will ever know the difference anyway as they are all outside trying to extract little whatshername from the Slightly-Creepy-Seventies, Outdoor Play Structure Gravity Vortex.
And there you have it, Dear Readers, a little Slightly-Creepy Seventies to get you through the weekend.
Until next time . . . I love you