Hello Dear Readers. I thought it might be helpful to post a short list of common sense tips that my brain, Peanuts, just thought of.
Don’t worry about your spleen. Nobody ever said on their death-bed, “I wish I would have worried about my spleen.”
If someone in your family is set on becoming a human cannonball, keep a mirror and a helmet handy so you can show them how stupid they will look to others.
Slit your car tires every night before you go to bed so that when you wake up in the morning there won’t be any flat tire surprises.
Never allow anyone to act out the poem Lizzie Borden Took an Ax on family fun night unless you are absolutely certain the ax is inaccessible and there’s no liquor in the house.
Always test out your “experimental arsenic cookies” on the hamster first, and be sure he’s actually dead before going to all the trouble of serving them to in-laws.
Always keep a copy of Robert Rules of Order on you at all times to avoid the embarrassment of walking up to take the witness stand in a crowded courtroom when it’s not your turn.
Never engage in a conversation with a chatty robot before you know the location of their off switch. (The same holds true for husbands.)
Just make it a policy to never operate on friends. Period. End of story.
Until next time . . . I love you