Merry Christmas Dear Readers and welcome to the very first day of the five days of Blog Festivus 2013. For Blog Festivus 2013, I’ll be posting a 200-word Christmas story every day this week based on Charles Dickens Christmas Carol. For more details, pop over to Blogdramedy and read all about it!
A Very ‘OMG!! Shut the Hell Up, Girlfriend!‘ Christmas!
OMG!! Shut the hell up, girlfriend! Did I hear you correctly? You’re telling me my boyfriend, Ebenezer Scrooge, is getting me a Christmas gift this year? The original Mr. Cheapskate? What’s that? You have it on good authority! Why that adorable, darling, wonderful Neezy! Who knew he was such a sweetheart? OMG!! I just thought of something, girlfriend! OMG!! It’s an engagement ring, isn’t it, girlfriend? OMG!! What’s that? You can’t tell me? Shut the hell up, girlfriend, of course you can! OMG!! I promise I won’t spill the beans. Ebenezer’s not home now anyways. He’s over at some relative’s house duct taping somebody’s crutch back together. Who’s crutch? Oh, I don’t know, someone named Tiny Tim, I think. Ebenezer broke it trying to fish a penny out of a storm drain! They wanted him to pay for it? Can you imagine my Neezy paying for anything? What’s that? No. I don’t know why they call him Tiny Tim. Maybe he’s a midget or something. Who cares? I’m getting engaged! OMG!! What’s that? Yes, I know you didn’t say it was an engagement ring. But shut the hell up, girlfriend! It’s an engagement ring!! OMG!!
Until next time . . . I love you