Merry Christmas Dear Readers and welcome to the very first day of the five days of Blog Festivus 2013. For Blog Festivus 2013, I’ll be posting a 200-word Christmas story every day this week based on Charles Dickens Christmas Carol. For more details, pop over to Blogdramedy and read all about it!
A Very ‘OMG!! Shut the Hell Up, Girlfriend!‘ Christmas!
OMG!! Shut the hell up, girlfriend! Did I hear you correctly? You’re telling me my boyfriend, Ebenezer Scrooge, is getting me a Christmas gift this year? The original Mr. Cheapskate? What’s that? You have it on good authority! Why that adorable, darling, wonderful Neezy! Who knew he was such a sweetheart? OMG!! I just thought of something, girlfriend! OMG!! It’s an engagement ring, isn’t it, girlfriend? OMG!! What’s that? You can’t tell me? Shut the hell up, girlfriend, of course you can! OMG!! I promise I won’t spill the beans. Ebenezer’s not home now anyways. He’s over at some relative’s house duct taping somebody’s crutch back together. Who’s crutch? Oh, I don’t know, someone named Tiny Tim, I think. Ebenezer broke it trying to fish a penny out of a storm drain! They wanted him to pay for it? Can you imagine my Neezy paying for anything? What’s that? No. I don’t know why they call him Tiny Tim. Maybe he’s a midget or something. Who cares? I’m getting engaged! OMG!! What’s that? Yes, I know you didn’t say it was an engagement ring. But shut the hell up, girlfriend! It’s an engagement ring!! OMG!!
Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
*snort* And coffee all over my keyboard. Please pass the tissue.
Brilliant start to BlogFestivus. Beyonce would be proud.
OMG!! Thanks! 😀
OMG you should introduce her to the math lady! OMG they’ll have a great time 😛
OMG!! Andy you’re a genius! OMG!! 😀
Like OMG thank you! XD
Oh yeah! XD right back at you! (What are we saying?)
Your drawings make everything so much better. I emailed you about the Domestic Disaster Diary. Check your spam if it didn’t go to your inbox. 🙂
Thanks! I will check my e-mail spam folder. Duh. I bet that’s where it is! HA! 😀
OMG shut the hell up girlfriend. This was hilaaaaaaaaarious!
The girlfriend’s store closed down so something tells me she would be so excited to be I engaged to a tightwad like Scrooge (but the Bill Murray version).
Ah Darn!! Gosh if only we knew where she went! I wonder if she still lives there. I hope so. I hate to think I’ll never hear her voice again! 😀
OMG…that is like so jumping to conclusions!
Haha! Oh she’s going to be in for a rude awakening come the don, Dawn!! 😀
I have to ask – how does she pull her shirts over that massive head???
I hope the five days ends with Gregory learning about the birth of christ in sunday school and re-enacting it with marshmallow peeps and maple syrup.
marshmellows and maple syrup??!! lol
Yes, well, her head is made out of a giant marshmallow which is how she gets her shirt on over her head (it squishes and then pops back to it’s original size) the maple syrup is the adhesive that pulls the whole outfit together and makes it work.
well how original and yummy!
Indeed. Maybe her hair could be chocolate! I love chocolate covered marshmallows. mmm. . .
Now we’re talkin!
Thanks for giving me the plot for day five, Guap. I’m rushing out to buy marshmallows and maple syrup as soon as I’m done typing this comm— I could wait.
I loved it made me all jittery in a good way!! I’m hyper now! 😀
Haha! I get the feeling she drinks as much coffee as I do! 😀
I don’t know whether to think, “Poor girl,” or “Poor Ebeneezer.” Very interesting start to the challenge here.
Great, great, GREAT illustration!! “Neezy”???? I never knew ol’ Scrooge had a pet name!!
Somebody broke your crutch?? Shut the hell up, you insufferable little midget!! : )
LOL! Hi Mark! Haha! I guess there were a lot of things I never knew about Scrooge before I wrote this story. It’s amazing what facts will come to a person out of thin air. I guess this story just proves there’s somebody out there for everyone and I do mean everyone. Oh except for insufferable midgets on crutches perhaps!) (And to know that Mark Armstrong Illustrator likes my drawing? Well that just makes my day!!)