First of all, let me thank El Guapo at Guapola for coming up with the excellent idea for the title of this post.
He was actually just reading my last post about Pottery Barn, wrong, but that doesn’t diminish the fact that El Guapo is a genius and not just because he nominated me for the Versatile Blogger Award! (Though it is further substantiation.)
BTW, I am planning to write my Versatile Blog Award acceptance post next week once the Eggnog runs dry. And I would like to officially thank my blogging buddies, Guapola, Running Naked with Scissors and The Mainland all of whom were kind enough to nominate this blog for the Versatile Blogger Award and whose blogs I enjoy so much I have to wait until AFTER I drink my coffee before I read them so as not to coffee spray all over my desk.
So without further adieu, allow me to welcome you to this blog’s unveiling of:
The Poetry Barn
On a Cold Chill Winter’s Day
Off the top of my head
From the depths of my heart
I shoot from the hip when I say
That I love you and know you
Like the back of my hand
On a cold chill winter’s day
I’ve got a leg up on love
My elbows are greased
My eyes are peeled only for you
You skin is as clear
As the nose on my face
So I’m sorry it’s over, we’re through
Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
Nice one…and yes Linda, I’m still waiting for my recognition for nominating you. lol. Just kidding!
P.S. If you really want some good egg nog, try this: buy some of the store bought imitation kind, mix in some vanilla ice cream and then some cognac and rum…as little or as much as you like. You’ll have a very merry Christmas, I promise!
Mmmm . . . Sounds powerfully good!
So funny. I enjoy all your writings. And Congrats.
When you said Poetry Barn inspired you, I was very concerned. But this is pretty darned good!
Wonderful and to the point.
That eggnog recipe does sound good.