Why hello Dear Reader and welcome to Monday morning here at the blog!
This might be a good time to warn you that my brain, Peanuts, has been thinking again — the act of which has produced the following ideas for some dubious WordPress blogs:
My Favorite Government Documents! .com
Bureaucrats estimate that government documents now out number stars in the universe by a ratio of three to one! And Peanuts thinks choosing my favorites among them (the most adorable) would make for a good blog.
- Ah! Have you ever seen such an adorable government document? Don’t you just want to squeeze it?
What about Lard? .com
My brain, Peanuts has high hopes for this blog! It will encompass anything and everything about lard and lard-related products. Readers will be invited to experience the world through the eyes of lard which should prove to be an exhilarating — if not somewhat disgusting– experience!
Soups Most People Never Tasted .com
There must be literally hundreds maybe even thousands of them! My brain, Peanuts turns to mush just thinking about all the soup out there that most people have never tasted!
Your Friend, Cement! .com
Peanuts wants us to stop and think a minute about where we would all be without our dearest friend, cement . . . well, probably right in the exact same place we currently are . . . but still!
- “Hey Cement, wanna get coffee later?”
- “Uh . . . no.”
On a scale of one to ten, how Chapped Are Your Lips? .com
Finally a way to tell just exactly how chapped those lips of yours really are. Send pictures and Peanuts and I will post the best and the worst! Chapped lips will be judged on a sliding scale of one to ten, ten being the worst and one being the best or maybe vice versa. Either way we are predicting success that smacks of success.
Sticks that were responsible for poking people’s eyes out! .com
Just between you and me and Peanuts and WordPress and everybody else in the world, this idea is a little iffy, taste-wise. Of course, there is the potential for eye patch advertisements and perhaps a lucrative manacle endorsement deal so the tastelessness might well be worth it.
Watching old parades from the 70’s on YouTube! .com
Peanuts asks: Who doesn’t like watching parades that took place 40 years ago?
Peanuts answers: No one! That’s who!
Sure we’ve all stubbed our toe, but what body parts haven‘t we stubbed. Are you stumped? Good! That means you’ll go check out the forum!
Baby Talk Book Reviews! .com
Peanuts wuvs dis idea!
Wah and Pease vewy bo-wing!
Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
I may have to borrow some of these.
Addie, please do! You would do a bang up job on any of them! 😀
And I love your new picture. Did you draw it? Impressive!
Loves it! LOVES! Love you!
Pink.
Thanks Pink! Love you too! 😀
It’s sites like these that give me HOPE for the internet. Thanks!
Haha Braintomahawk! Thank goodness we live in a world where people like us can dream! 😀
I think my favorite is a toss up between Parades from the 70’s and on a scale of 1 to 10, how chapped are your lips.com. I also like the idea of The Wide World of Phamplets.com or maybe Industry or Indrus-you.com
Hahaha Jackie! Oh! Wide World of pamphlets! I certainly have the pamphlet collection collection for it! Wait a minute you typed Phamplet is that right? Now I’m thinking pamphlets is wrong and phamplet is right! I’m so confused — oh and I’m so confused! .com would make a great blog too . . .no?
I would definitely visit Soups Most People Haven’t Tasted .Com!! I love soups! Also, my lips are about a level 2-3 chapped always!
Hmmm Lily. . . excuse me while I connect the dots . . . how would you feel about Blistex Gumbo?
Sounds delicious! And good for my lips!
Hi,
Great spin on different blogs, I really like the soup one, post after post of soup that may not have been tasted it is definitely a goer (means good).
I picked the soup one because I am sitting here freezing, it is raining, and of course Winter, I am about to make some soup for lunch, so a soup blog it is. 😀
Haha Mags! Ok, I’m officially adding: Things that are a goer! .com (A shout out for my Southern Hemispheree Buddy! YAY!
Winter? Boo! Well, I guess every hemisphere has to have one . . .sigh . . . Enjoy your soup, Mags! 😀
I was thinking of changing my blog’s name. Body Part stubbing sounds like a good one to start with
John if you do that, I promise to stub something everyday in honor of your blog! 😀
Hahaha! Just when I thought Peanuts couldn’t get any more crazy, er, I mean creative, Peanuts brings Lard and Cement to the forefront of the blogging world! I’ve always wanted to see the world through the eyes of lard and now I can! lol!!!
I don’t want to admit it but I am sort of interested in seeing the sticks that were responsible for poking people’s eyes out. I think that one will get a lot of hits. ; D
Haha Lisa! I am so curious about those sticks now too! I doubt I could actually locate any as I’m sure they were destroyed after the unfortunate incidences, however, maybe I could find some facsimiles and start an online nefarious stick museum. I can just see the hits now! 😀
Sticks that were responsible for poking people’s eyes out! .com This one is the best. I suggest you go with it. So many possibilities. T
Haha Tricia! Yes I may have to at least work up a post on that one. LOL 😀
I find it disheartening that Peanuts has no blog suggestions for socks.
That single sock I have feels so neglected…
I know! Just between you and me, I don’t think Peanuts has a very high regard for feet.
Wah And Peas… yes! Almost as good as Green Yucks And Jam! And my favorite part was when Florence Henderson got hit with the cement block– good arm, Peanuts!! : P