Welcome to Friday, Dear Readers. I read recently that Al Gore has taken up a Vegan diet! I just hope he doesn’t scarf down all the Vegans and will leave some for the rest of us! Anyway, it got me to thinking about Dear Old Al:
An Ode To Al
Oh dear Al Gore, we love you so
For making up stuff, as you go
You’re so much fun, you’re such a gas
And of late, a colossal mass!
You are The Man of all things global
The recipient of prizes, Nobel
There’s really nothing we can do
To fill your carbon footprint shoe!
Though the environment’s in such a state
There’s still not too much on your plate!
There’s greenhouse gas, there’s ecosystems
(Well it’s far too numerous to list ’em)
Oh dear Al Gore, you always please
When a tear for polar bears you squeeze
And when you apply your concentration
You can actually pronounce “deforestation”!
Oh dear Al Gore, what would you do
If we weren’t burning fossil fuel
And melting glaciers left and right
To aid you in your noble fight!
When all is said and done, Dear Al
And you shuffle off to be God’s pal
Those pearly gates you’ll enter yet
For giving us the Internet
Until next time . . . I love you