33-Word Trifecta Writing Challenge: The Sun’s Summer Fun

Hello Dear Readers!  Well it’s time for the 33-word, weekend Trifecta Challenge. If you haven’t tried the Trifecta Writing Challenges yet, you should!   They are so much fun and a great way to hone your writing skills.  Today the Trifecta Challengers have asked us to write 33 words describing summer. 

The sun having summer funThe Sun’s Summer Fun

Sun looks innocent

Sun shines rays in eyes of kid eating Popsicle until kids trips and drops Popsicle

Sun chuckles

Sun shines rays to dry kid’s tears

Sun goes back to looking  innocent

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Until next time . . . I love you

33-Word Trifecta Writing Challenge: Carla Kinda Confesses

Hello Dear Readers!  It’s time for the Trifecta Weekend Challenge which is to write a thirty-three word confession.

Carla Kinda Confesses

“Hey, where’d the donut go?”

“How should I know?”

“Oh no, Carla! Please tell me you didn’t eat it!”

“I didn’t eat it!”

“Thank god because it had rat poi–”

“Carla? Carla? Carla?”

rat cartoon ilustration linda vernon humor

Until next time . . . I love you

33-Word Trifecta Challange: Pickles the Snake

Hello Dear Readers!  It’s time for this weekends 33-word Trifecta Writing challenge where challengers were asked to write 33 words containing an IDIOT therein . . .  so naturally I thought immediately of my buddy, Al Gore, Al Gore Idiot Linda Vernon Humor but then I realized I had read the prompt wrong.  Ha ha!! Oops, my bad!!

Therefore, the following 33-word entry has been amended to contain an IDIOM therein:

Pickles the Snake

Pickles the snake was up in arms

Cause she had to work in a walk in

But Pickles the snake had to use her charms

In order to coax her pet croc in!

Humorous Idioms, Linda Vernon Humor

Until next time . . . I love you

P.S.  This post is dedicated to the real-life Pickles, the pet snake of my Blogging Buddy, Bucky over at behindthemaskofabuse.

33-Word Trifecta Challenge: Etched into a Stone

Hello Dear Readers! This weekend’s 33-word Trifecta Challenge is as follows:

The word lithium comes from the Greek word lithos, which means stone  (http://chemistry.about.com/od/lithium/a/10-Lithium-Facts.htm).  This weekend, we want you to give us a thirty-three response using the word stone as one of your thirty-three words.  You can use any definition of the word that you’d like, but we are specifically looking for serious, well-conceived entries.  This isn’t the weekend for light-hearted posts about the difficulty of posting before the linkz close, and we are not looking for hilarious commentary about your cats (THIS time).  We want something serious and deep from you guys this weekend, because the sun is starting to shine a bit more, and we think we can handle it now.  Take your time with it and give us your very best work.

Etched into a Stone

Carve thy bust

In injudicious stone?

Thou must?

Maketh not

A thing beheld

Upon thy

Wizened throne

The jamboree of C’est la vie

Of destiny unknown

Tis merely thine own hieroglyph

Etched into a stone

LInda Vernon Humor Poetry, Embedded in Stone

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Until next time . . . I love you

Tirfecta 33-Word Writing Challenge: On the Count of Three . . .

This weekend’s Trifecta Challenge is to write 33 words of our own to build upon the phrase “On the count of three”  . . .

On the Count of Three . . .

Swan Lake drifted through the air unheard over the clamorous bewilderment of convulsive upheaval causing Madam Pimpipski to rethink her dreams of hippopotami water ballet.

“I swear, Maurie, if she tells me to point my toes one more time it’s gonna get ugly!”
Until next time . . . I love you