Oh Goodie! Slightly Strange Romantic Clip art!
Guess where I’ve been? Yup. Rummaging around my favorite thrift store again! And guess what I bought? Yup. A book of slightly strange romantic clip art!
Well somebody had to buy it.
Besides, it said on the cover there were “hundreds of uses” for this kind of clip art. Unfortunately, they forgot to mention what they were.
So I’ve decided to put them to use thusly:
“No offense, but you looked better on Facebook. “No offense but so did you.”
“What’s the matter, my darling?” “My scoliosis is acting up again!”
“Now remember! Levi’s 501’s, regular fit and hurry!”
“Peek-a-boo! . . . no wait . . . I say Peek-a . . and then you . . . I don’t think we’re doing this right.”
“You look so hot in that pup tent!”
“Ow! Ow! Ow!” “What did you say dear?” “Nothing! Ow! Ow! Ow!”
“Did Popeye’s spinach taste funny to you?”
“Dear Helen: Don’t look now, but your boyfriend is turning into a cat.”
So what did we learn today? That it is possible to waste far too much of one’s life trying to think up captions for slightly strange romantic clip art, that’s what!
And if that isn’t a good lesson, Dear Reader . . . I’ll try to think of a better one tomorrow!
Until next time . . . I love you
