33-word Trifecta Writing Challenge: Farmer Larry

Welcome Dear Readers!  This weekend the Trifecta Writing Challenge editors have challenged us to write a children’s story in 33 words.  This is perfect timing for me since all my grandkids are visiting this weekend!

Farmer Larry of Sideways Farm

Sideways Farm kept Farmer Larry busy.  Every night, Farmer Larry’s animals would fall asleep and roll to the bottom of the hill and every morning Farmer Larry had to sort them out again.

LInda Vernon Humor Farmer Larry of Sideways Farm

 

Until next time . . . I love you

33-Word Trifecta Writing Challenge: Stupendous News!

LInda Vernon Humor 33-words about bigfoot Welcome Dear Readers! This week’s 33-word Trifecta Challenge is to ponder the resurgence and ultimate triumph of nature and growth and light.

 I hope the good editors don’t mind that I have taken the liberty of putting my own spin on what I would consider the ultimate triumph of nature.

Stupendous News!

Dear Monster Quest:

Stupendous news!!  I’m elated to inform you that hidden cameras have revealed Bigfoot exists, and he’s agreed to a reality show!

Not quite as stupendous news.   He has an agent.

LInda Vernon Humor Big Foot
“And another thing, Maury. I don’t work for peanuts. It’s nuts and berries all the way or I’m a no show, got it?”

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33-Word Trifecta Challenge: An Ironic Twist of Fate

Welcome Dear Readers!  This weekend’s Trifecta Challenge is to write a 33-word story using the word tooth.

An Ironic Twist of Fate

Let’s climb Mount Everest, Floss!

No way, Tooth!

Why?

Moi?  Dental Floss?  Climbing?

But you’ll be between a rock and a hard place . . .

Oh, I love that, Tooth!

Tell me about it, Floss!

Edmund Hillary Reaches Summitt - Copy

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Trifecta 33-Word Challenge: Real Housewives of Plato’s Utopia

Welcome Dear Readers!  Well here we are at the weekend Trifecta Challenge.  This weekend we are asked to write a 33-word story inspired by the picture below:

Real Housewives of Plato’s Utopia

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There’s Glaucon! Hi Gluacon! Love you!

He’s such a phonie!

I hate phonies!

Me too!

This puppet show is full of them.

I know!

I like your orange tan!

I like yours too!

Real Housewives of Platos Utopia

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33-Word Trifecta Writing Challenge: Shades of Clayton

Welcome Dear Readers!  This weekend’s 33-word Trifecta Writing Challenge is as follows:  Give us a thirty-three word piece that has a color in it. Use the color to describe anything you like, or use anything you like to describe your color, but keep it creative and keep it short. 

I chose this colorful picture of my grandson, Clayton, to write about today.

colors!

Shades of Clayton

Propeller’s blue, steering’s green

With shades of Mickey in-between

Here’s a fellow, who likes yellow

A mellow little yellow fellow

But his pants this poem will sabotage

Cause there ain’t no color camouflage

A 3-Word Trifecta Challenge:

Welcome Dear Readers!  Well today the Trifecta Writing Challenge is to describe our writing process in three words as did one of our Trifecta Editor’s most favorite writers,  Neil Gaiman. One of the questions asked of him was, “Can you tell us your writing process in three words?” He replied, “Glare. Drink tea.” –

At first, I wanted to say “I got nothing” but I thought, that’s not really a process, so, instead,  I decided to go with:

Illustration by my brain, Peanuts

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33-Word Trifecta Challenge: The Curse of Picking a Topic

Hello Dear Readers and welcome to another weekend!  The Trifecta Challenge for this weekend is to write 33 words of our own choosing:

The Curse of Picking a Topic

Science fiction?

Richard Nixon?

Badgers or gangrene?

Hasselhoff?

Mazel tov?

Or something in-between?

Indecision stinks I think

It’s making me profane!

To choose just one

I’ve come undone

(I’ll probably die in vain)

LInda Vernon Humor David Hasselhoff
The only picture of David Hasselhoff I hold the copyright to.

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33-Word Trifecta Writing Challenge: If you know what I mean

Welcome Dear Readers!  The 33-Word Trifecta writing Challenge for this weekend is to write your own spin on the following quote:

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. –Henry James –

Here’s my take:

Keep scrolling . . . .

And scrolling . . . .

Isn’t this fun? . . . 

Just a little bit farther . . . .

Ah here we are! . . . 

There are three ways to look at any situation.  There’s the first way if you know what I mean.  There’s the second way if you know what I mean, and there’s the third way if you know what I mean.

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Gratuitous Trifecta Challenge Picture

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33-Word Trifecta Challenge: The Gingerbread Man and the Lucky Charm

Hello Dear Readers!  Today the 33-word Trifecta Writing Challenge is to write something prompted by the phrase:  third time’s the charm.

The Gingerbread Man and the Lucky Charm

“Hey! Magically delicious dude!”

“I’m a lucky charm, not a box of cereal.”

“Better blow out them candles!”

“Shut-up!”

“Star-light, Star-bright, first—AWKKKKKK!”

“Third time! The charm’s going to have to kill you.”

Gingerbread man murdered
“Stupid pathetic Gingerbread Man.”

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33-Word Trifecta Writing Challenge: The Sun’s Summer Fun

Hello Dear Readers!  Well it’s time for the 33-word, weekend Trifecta Challenge. If you haven’t tried the Trifecta Writing Challenges yet, you should!   They are so much fun and a great way to hone your writing skills.  Today the Trifecta Challengers have asked us to write 33 words describing summer. 

The sun having summer funThe Sun’s Summer Fun

Sun looks innocent

Sun shines rays in eyes of kid eating Popsicle until kids trips and drops Popsicle

Sun chuckles

Sun shines rays to dry kid’s tears

Sun goes back to looking  innocent

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Weekend Trifecta 33-Word Challenge: Where’s–

Hello and Welcome Dear Readers! This week’s Trifecta 33-word writing challenge is to write a story about the picture below.

Where’s–

Trifecta weekend Challenge: Where's Waldo
“Hey! Is that him over there?”
“No ! Like I said, the guy we’re looking for is wearing a great big, goofy red-and-white-striped sweater.”
“But that could be anybody.”
“Tell me about it.”

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Until next time . . . I love you

Photo Credit: iran-tehran_ Trifecta Writing Challenge

33-Word Trifecta Writing Challenge: Carla Kinda Confesses

Hello Dear Readers!  It’s time for the Trifecta Weekend Challenge which is to write a thirty-three word confession.

Carla Kinda Confesses

“Hey, where’d the donut go?”

“How should I know?”

“Oh no, Carla! Please tell me you didn’t eat it!”

“I didn’t eat it!”

“Thank god because it had rat poi–”

“Carla? Carla? Carla?”

rat cartoon ilustration linda vernon humor

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Trifecta 33-Word Challenge: Little Horribella

Hello Dear Readers.  Today is the Trifecta 33-word challenge.  Today’s challenge is to incorporate  an example of onomatopoeia –words that sound like what they mean –like splash, whoosh, and yadda yadda.

 

Little Horribella 

Little Horribella pulled the string on her talking doll.

“Oink!”

Horribella whacked it and tried again.

“Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!”

“Oh this stupid doll!” Horribella lit the dynamite.

KERPOW!

“Ah! that’s more like it.” Horribella said.

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Little Horribella

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33-Word Trifecta Challenge: That Tragic Extra P

Hello Dear Readers!  It’s time to get out the word shaker and shake out 33 words for this week’s 33-word Trifecta Writing Challenge.  This time we are asked to “write the origin story to the superhero of your choice in exactly 33 words.”

That Tragic Extra P

Gobbling the third meal of the day faster than a speeding bullet by age 2.

More powerful than breakfast and lunch and dinner by 20!

It’s a nerd!

It’s inane!

It’s Supperman!

It's a nerd!  It's inane!  It's Supperman!
The Adventures of Supperman!

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Trifecta Writing Challenge: I’d Rather be Hyphenating

Hello Dear Readers!  It’s time for the Trifecta Writing challenge which is as follows:

This weekend we are bringing you back to class with a little refresher course on compound modifiers.  We are talking about two words that combine together to describe something.  Such as a well-rounded individual or a one-way street or a lightly-oiled pan.  Here’s a fun Trifextra trick: conventionally, if the compound modifier comes BEFORE the word it modifies, it requires a hyphen and counts as one word.  If it comes AFTER the noun, it doesn’t need a hyphen and counts as two. For example:
The well-read woman had an extensive vocabulary. (7 words)
The woman was well read and had an extensive vocabulary. (10 words)

. . . . Because it’s only 33 words, we’ll count using our eyeballs instead of our machines, counting each hyphenated modifier as one word.  We encourage you to do so as well.

I’d Rather Be Hyphenating

Eyeball-counting editors

They certainly excel

At counting words upon the page

And other things as well

A hyphenated modifier

Never counts as two

As long as dashy-little lines

Are stuck between the two.

Hyphenated word poem
“Let’s see . . . 27, 28, 29, oh wait . . . that’s not a dash, that’s a coffee stain . . .which would bring it up to 30 . . . .
 Photo Credit:  No one will admit to it.

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